betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via dumblewhore)

advice for voldemort

triwizarded:

  • when you talk to people make sure you’re boldemort
  • put on a sweatshirt or you’ll get coldemort
  • make sure your laundry is foldemort
  • all that glitters is not goldemort
  • make jokes so people can loldemort
  • throw out your bread before it gets moldemort
  • live life to fullest even when you are oldemort
  • don’t always do what you’re toldemort

(via jetaimebisous)

"I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect."

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

(via he-is-coming-and-i-am-here)